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Lawyer pick up lines 👩‍⚖️⚖️ in 2025

Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.

Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.

If you’re Tompkins, I’m the Erie railroad cause I’m crushing on you.

I hear you’re of good fame and character. Just dishcloths, and I’ll admit you.

I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Let me wonder how you can be the lawyer who can defend all my acts for stealing your heart.

Is your Daddy a lawyer?
Because you look innocent and I feel guilty.

You must be a long arm statute cause you could grab me anywhere.

Want to test the bounds of Fox v. FFC…I can make you swear…on camera.

Would you like to see my power of attorney?

Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.

What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?

Something something dictum. Sleep with me.

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?

I’ll be the accessory if you’ll be the principal.

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