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Lawyer pick up lines 👩‍⚖️⚖️ in 2024

You have already captivated my heart, so I must fetch it back and make you pay with a kiss.

Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?

Res ipsa loquitur’, honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!

Hi, are you my legal fees?
Because you’re way too high and clearly taking advantage of me.

Hey baby, how about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?

Hey Girl! I’m a lawyer call me when u want to get a divorce.

Would you like to see my power of attorney?

I’ll give you an excited utterance.

You stepped on my foot. I’ve got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.

I’m going to sue the pants off you.

Are you intro to property law?
Because I bet you can make me cry and waste countless hours of my life.

Are you the Third Amendment, cause I’m thinking about quartering my soldier in your home.

If I said you were sexy, would you sign this form indemnifying me against sexual harassment litigation?

Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.

The prosecution can rest at my place tonight.

Damn boy, is your ass Informal Rulemaking under the Administrative Procedure Act? Because I just had to Notice and Comment.

Is that an amicus curiae, or are you just happy to see me?

How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?

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