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Lawyer pick up lines 👩‍⚖️⚖️ in 2025

I hear you’re of good fame and character. Just dishcloths, and I’ll admit you.

I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Let me wonder how you can be the lawyer who can defend all my acts for stealing your heart.

Is your Daddy a lawyer?
Because you look innocent and I feel guilty.

You must be a long arm statute cause you could grab me anywhere.

Want to test the bounds of Fox v. FFC…I can make you swear…on camera.

Would you like to see my power of attorney?

Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.

What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?

Something something dictum. Sleep with me.

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?

I’ll be the accessory if you’ll be the principal.

Imma RAP that ass for the next 21 years!

Let me love you with the way that the lawyers spend their time defending righteousness.

Is your estate subject to open?

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