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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ken. Ken who?
Can I get some sweet loving?

Knock, knock Who’s there? Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan who?
You’re the Obi-Wan for me!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? 
Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Theodore! Theodore who? 
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Cynthia! Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away, I missed you. 

Knock knock! Who’s there? Butch. Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Waiter ! Waiter who ?
Waiter I get my hands on you !

Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? 
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Honeydew! Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Juno! Juno who?
Juno I love you right? 

Knock knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? 
No, YOU’RE a poo!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? 
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Baghdad! Baghdad who? Are you from Iraq?
Cos I’d love to see you Baghdad ass up

Knock Knock! who’s there? marry. marry who?
marry me.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there?
Baker! I got some nice buns for you.

Knock knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? 
I am who is knocking. Who are you?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? 
No thanks, I use Bing or Google.

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