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Knock knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? 
No, YOU’RE a poo!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? 
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Baghdad! Baghdad who? Are you from Iraq?
Cos I’d love to see you Baghdad ass up

Knock Knock! who’s there? marry. marry who?
marry me.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there?
Baker! I got some nice buns for you.

Knock knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? 
I am who is knocking. Who are you?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? 
No thanks, I use Bing or Google.

Knock Knock Who’s there? De Niro! De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get. 

Knock knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who?
Candice be love that I’m feeling?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dream. Dream Who?
You having a sweet dream tonight.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Really?
You don’t look like a shoe.

Knock Knock Who’s there? I love you! I love you who?
Don’t ask who, because it’s you.

Knock knock Who’s there? Love! Love who?
Love this dick. 

Knock knock! Who’s there? Mirra. Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you’re the fairest of them all.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Omelette. Omelette who? 
Omelette you finish.

Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? 
Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Dubai! Dubai who?
I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?

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