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Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? 
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Baghdad! Baghdad who? Are you from Iraq?
Cos I’d love to see you Baghdad ass up 

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Beautiful! Beautiful who? You!

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who?
Olive right next to you.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? 
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? 
Okay, fine. W-H-O.

Knock Knock Who’s there? India! India who?
What’s it gonna take to get India pants. 

Knock knock! Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? 
No, car go “beep beep”!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Orange! Orange who?
Orange you stunning.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there?
I love you! I love you who? You!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? 
Roach you an email last week and I’m still waiting for a response.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? 
Candice door open or what?

Knock knock Who’s there? Bangkok! Bangkok who?
Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok. 

Knock knock! Who’s there? Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re asleep, soon.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Pasta!
Pasta La Vista Baby!

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