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Knock Knock Who’s there? Orange! Orange who?
Orange you stunning.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there?
I love you! I love you who? You!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? 
Roach you an email last week and I’m still waiting for a response.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? 
Candice door open or what?

Knock knock Who’s there? Bangkok! Bangkok who?
Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok. 

Knock knock! Who’s there? Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re asleep, soon.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Pasta!
Pasta La Vista Baby!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? 
Nana your business.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Pauline! Pauline Who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Israel! Israel who?
Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this dick Israel. 

Knock knock! Who’s there? Jamaican. Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gouda. Gouda who? 
Gouda knock knock jokes, don’t you think?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Icing. Icing who? 
Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? 
Honeydew you wanna dance?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? 
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Anime! Anime who? Are you from Japan?
Cause you got anime-zing body.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ken. Ken who?
Can I get some sweet loving?

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