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knock knock pick up lines 🚪 in 2024

Knock knock! Who’s there? Aretha. Aretha who?
Aretha flowers for you.

Knock knock! Who’s there? When where. When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? 
I’ll see you in court!

Knock knock. Who’s there? An extraterrestrial. An extraterrestrial who? 
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Anime! Anime who? Are you from Japan?
Cause you got anime-zing body. 

Knock knock! Who’s there? Baby owl. Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? 
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cantaloupe!  Cantaloupe who? 
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.

Knock knock Who’s there? I love! I love who?
Awwww I love you to. 

Knock knock! Who’s there? Ima. Ima who?
Ima horny, let’s screw.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Mayer. Mayer who?
Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? 
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Egg! Egg who?
Eggcited to meet you.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?
No more tears, your love is here.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Adore. Adore who?
Adore is between us open it up

Knock knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? 
Baking some cookies in there? It smells delicious!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? 
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

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