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Johnny bravo pick up lines 👱‍♂️ in 2025

Lois: My name is Lois – a mistress of the night.
Johnny Bravo: My name is Johnny – a Mister of the Universe. A popular girl like you is going to need some wooing.

I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means…” (pause) “I’m hungry!

Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.

Do the Monkey with me

Don’t worry, I won’t bite baby.

If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.

Come on and get it, ladies.
I’m your for the takin’

Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.” 

This is gettin’ really old really fast.

Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.

Man, it must be great being you watching me.

Are you familiar with the saying that any man who defends himself has a fool for a client?”

Neighbor kid help! Witch’s curse shrank me! Cops chasing me! I live with my mom! NO MOTIVATING GOALS!!!

I got you a birthday present, Me.

Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.

You understand what the dog says?

Enough about you let’s talk about me.

You know what?
I bet your name’s Mickey ’cause you’re so fine.

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