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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2024

What did you say your name was?
I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.

I’d love to be the devil on your shoulder and the devil on your lips.

Let’s save water by taking a shower together.

Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?

You know what winks and then screws like a tiger?
(Wink)

I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.

Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.

Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”

Did you know I am good with numbers?
Give me yours so I can prove it to you.

Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

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