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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2025

Want to play conductor?
You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘
Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?

Hey. I’m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.

Is your name Earl Grey?
Because you look like a hot-tea!

Are you my homework?
Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.

Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

Want to save water by showering together?

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

Can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I’ll give it back.

In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% your base.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

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