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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2025

Are you my homework?
Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.

Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

Want to save water by showering together?

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

Can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I’ll give it back.

In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% your base.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Can I borrow your lips?

Thank god I have life insurance. Because you make my heart stop.

I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Are you a campfire?
Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Can you do me a favor?
I need you to take down my number.

Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!

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