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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2024

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

Can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I’ll give it back.

In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% your base.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Can I borrow your lips?

Thank god I have life insurance. Because you make my heart stop.

I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Are you a campfire?
Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Can you do me a favor?
I need you to take down my number.

Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Want to spin my dreidels?

Hey. I’m doing my thesis on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

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