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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2025

I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

Are you a trampoline?
Because I want to bounce on you.

Much like Santa, I also have a gift for you in my sleigh.

How long do I have? (Huh? Until what?) Until you have to be back in heaven.

I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Do you have a shovel?
Because I’m digging you.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

Are you Siri?
Because you autocomplete me.

Are you an exam?
Because I have been studying you like crazy.

Let only latex stand between our love.

Is your name Clause, cause you got Mrs. written all over you.

Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.

Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.

Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?

Do you remember me?
I’m the man of your dreams.

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