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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2024

Are you a sea lion?
Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

I find your lack of nudity disturbing.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fish can fly, right?

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

Wanna go light my menorah?

Are you a volcano?
Coz I lava you!

Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Aside from being so gorgeous and intelligent, what are your other attributes?

Do you drink soda?
Because you look so-da-licious.

Are you Dracula?
You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

Are you a raisin?
Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.

My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

Are you a trampoline?
Because I want to bounce on you.

Much like Santa, I also have a gift for you in my sleigh.

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