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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2024

Did you get those pants for 50 percent off?
They’re 100 percent off at my place.

Are you religious?
Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl?
The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

I got Hanukkah gelt in my pockets. Do you want to go get them?

Are you a magician?
Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Are you undressing me with your eyes?!

If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.

So as long as we’re in the theatre… why don’t we get some play?

I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?

If being in love was illegal, I would want to be your partner in crime.

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast?
Because you look magically delicious!

Are you a supermarket sample?
Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

Oh! I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

We were both born without clothes.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

You’re like my menorah’s candles… getting hotter every day.

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