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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2025

Let only latex stand between our love.

Is your name Clause, cause you got Mrs. written all over you.

Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.

Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.

Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?

Do you remember me?
I’m the man of your dreams.

What did you say your name was?
I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.

I’d love to be the devil on your shoulder and the devil on your lips.

Let’s save water by taking a shower together.

Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?

You know what winks and then screws like a tiger?
(Wink)

I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.

Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.

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