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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2024

I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Do I have to sign for your package?

If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Do you believe in karma?
Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?

Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.

I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.

You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you?
Me!

Want to go half on a baby?

 Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.

Is your name winter?
Because you’ll be coming soon.

Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

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