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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2025

Do you believe in karma?
Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?

Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.

You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you?
Me!

Want to go half on a baby?

 Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.

Is your name winter?
Because you’ll be coming soon.

That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.

I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Do I have to sign for your package?

Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?

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