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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2024

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?

Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.

I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.

You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you?
Me!

Want to go half on a baby?

 Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.

Is your name winter?
Because you’ll be coming soon.

That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.

I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Do I have to sign for your package?

If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?

Can I borrow your lips?

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