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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2024

Can you do telekinesis?
Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

Are you an archaeologist?
Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

Ya know, I was feeling a little off today. But you’ve turned me on.

Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?

Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.

If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.

Are you a drill sergeant?
Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Are you a haunted house?
Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Are you an elevator?
Because I’ll go up and down on you.

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

Did you know penguins stick to one partner their whole life? Would you like to be my penguin?

Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

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