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Hockey pick up lines 🏒 in 2024

If I can’t score, can I at least get an assist?

Cheerleaders might jump and scream for football players on the field, but they do their best dances in the hockey players’ beds.

You must be Stanley because you have a beautiful cup.

If you are into hockey, you can consider the deal done if you put your puck into my own goal.

Do you have a jersey?
Because I need your name and number.

So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I… Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?

I’m a hockey player, I always wear protection.

How about we drop the gloves and go at it?

You have not seen a hat-trick like mine. You are getting an offer to. I must warn you, it is terrible.

I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.

You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.

Let’s take out our gloves and get the party started.

You sweep me off my feet!

Did you know that my stick curves to the right?

If I said I’d like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?

Did you trip me while we were playing hockey just now?
Because I really fell hard for you.

Nice Skates…Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?

I know you are tired but I’m not, I am willing to go into the penalty box together with you.

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