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Hockey pick up lines 🏒 in 2025

Life is better when we stick together.

Do you think it’s true what they say about hockey players?
That we’re all a bunch of tactless, short-attention-span… want to make love now?

Life is better when we stick together.

Would you let me display?
I can make a score on your 5-hole.

Gretzky isn’t the only great one.

Wanna hipcheck?

I’m not a dirty player on the hockey field. Just in bed.

Do you play hockey?
‘Cause I wouldn’t mind poke-checking you.

Let me tell you a secret, I am Stanley, I have a Cup which I could show you if you do not tell on me.

I promise I’m good for more than just a one-timer.

You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick?
Wait until you see mine!

Want to be in my tonsil hockey team?

If you want to play ice hockey, do these tricks and make yourself warm babe.

I am so pucky to have you.

Look, my teeth spell out “I love you” in block letters!

Do you want to be my assist?

If you were a puck, I will never shoot. Because I will always miss you.

If you are Zam, I mean, there are rumours, but if really you are, I’d love a Zamboni ride.

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