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Hockey pick up lines 🏒 in 2025

How would you like a puck?
Because you got ‘em nice Skates.

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I give roughing a whole new definition.

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You know, less teeth means more tongue.

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Much like my skate blade, my penis is also made of steel.

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Well if I can’t score, can I get an assist?

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Hey, I feel that I can be nacheral with you because you are so beurdiffle.

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If you were a puck, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

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Do you know what they say about hockey players?
They can always find the opening!

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My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.

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I need a new equipment manager, do you think you could fill that spot?

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Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?

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The ref better give me 2 for hooking cuz baby I’m hooked on you.

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I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!

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Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.

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Hey, would you like to hold my shaft for a couple?

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I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain.

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You must be the oppositions net, because i can’t wait to be inside you.

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The Iceman cometh but not before you.

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