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Hockey pick up lines 🏒 in 2024

Do you think I stand a chance of scoring with you?

I only drool when I’m standing upright.

You sweep me off my feet!

Unlike my hockey stick, my stick-stick is dead straight.

Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?

Can I slip one past your goalie?

Life is better when we stick together.

Do you think it’s true what they say about hockey players?
That we’re all a bunch of tactless, short-attention-span… want to make love now?

Life is better when we stick together.

Would you let me display?
I can make a score on your 5-hole.

Gretzky isn’t the only great one.

Wanna hipcheck?

I’m not a dirty player on the hockey field. Just in bed.

Do you play hockey?
‘Cause I wouldn’t mind poke-checking you.

Let me tell you a secret, I am Stanley, I have a Cup which I could show you if you do not tell on me.

I promise I’m good for more than just a one-timer.

You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick?
Wait until you see mine!

Want to be in my tonsil hockey team?

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