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History pick up lines 📜⌛ in 2025

You hear Churchill’s speech?
we will fight them on the beaches, in their bedrooms, on the kitchen table, the bar bathroom!

Like Martin Luther, I’m gonna post 95 reasons that will make you reconsider me.

Hey girl, with that huge round ass, I could cruise into your sea and ride you all the way to China.

Dr. Jonas Salk couldn’t create a vaccine to stop my love for you.

I have sex like I fight wars; I have no exit strategy.

Need to know why they call me Titanic?
Because when I go down, the women dependably get off first.

My love for you is as contagious as the Black Plague.

If you were president, you’d be George Washington. I’ll always come second.

They don’t call me a Rough Rider for nothing.

Hammurabi might have issued the first code of law in 1750BCE, but I just issued you my first code of love.

Are you the proletariat?
‘Cause I can feel a rising in my lower class!

Wanna to play War of 1812?
I’ll light your White House on fire!

I’ll be your Secretary of the Interior.

I like to stand here and stare at my privates.

It’s not a heliocentric universe anymore, babe, everything revolves around you.

My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!

Hey, girl! If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Are you German? 
Because I want to fuck you like the Versailles treaty.

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