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History pick up lines 📜⌛ in 2025

I’m so glad prohibition was repealed because I’m drunk on you.

Our love is like Cinco de Mayo, misunderstood by most.” #ItsNotMexicanIndependenceDay!

You must work for the Gestapo because I’ve seen you spying on me all night.

Baby you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.

Are you from Medieval Times?
Cause you Sir Gagsalot!

This must be the 1900s, because my train has some goods that need to be delivered down south.

Don’t worry if you’re only wearing stripes because I’ll make you see stars tonight.

You’re the Gran Colombia of my heart.

You are as hot as the Great Fire of London.

Is your name Maya?
Because I’d like to sacrifice you to the gods.

You must be related to Tesla because you’re electrifying.

Can me and my buddy Molotov-Ribbentrop you?
As in splitting you like Poland.

The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me… get the picture?

Like the people to their ruler, let’s sign a social contract.

Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.

I’d go to the moon and back for you baby!

Baby, I’d annex your territory any day!

Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.

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