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History pick up lines 📜⌛ in 2024

You’re the Gran Colombia of my heart.

The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me… get the picture?

Like the people to their ruler, let’s sign a social contract.

Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.

You must be related to Tesla because you’re electrifying.

Can me and my buddy Molotov-Ribbentrop you?
As in splitting you like Poland.

Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.

You remind me of Russia in 1917, I’m starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower class.

You can call me Teddy, because I carry a big stick.

I’d go to the moon and back for you baby!

Baby, I’d annex your territory any day!

Girl, let’s flee like Huguenots in the night!

Good thing I’m not a colonist, because I’d let you do intolerable acts to me.

Are you from Central America?
Because I want to split you like the Panama Canal.

Like World War I, this will be the love to end all loves.

Unlike the stock market, I never crash at my peak.

Ours is the Leviathan of love – all-powerful.

Let’s be like the original 13 colonies and multiply.

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