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History pick up lines 📜⌛ in 2025

Madam, it is imperative that you recognize my natural right to pursue your happiness.

Our love isn’t a jealous love – I won’t go all Napoleon and blockade you from your friends.

I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.

It is safe to say that you are Lee Harvey Oswald? Since you blow my mind off.

Hey, baby wanna get Blitzkrieged?!

Nice pyramids

I wish to colonize your heart, my dear.

I’m George Washington. Can I cross your Delaware?

Excuse me but I’m looking for weapons of ass destruction.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

If I was a knight, would you lower your drawbridge for me?

Damn, girl, you’re hotter than Chicago in 1871.

How would you feel if I reached in your pants Andrew out your Johnson?

Hey, you must be a German… cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.

Care to come over for some Hysteria Relief?

No one can debunk the fact that you are the center of my universe

We would be the most perfect union.

I’m like George Washington — I cannot tell a lie. So believe me when I say you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met.

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