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History pick up lines 📜⌛ in 2024

Our love and the ineffective rule of the Romanov’s will change the world.

I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.

Hey (girl/boy), do you ever get told you look like the Constitution?
‘Cause you’re a national treasure.

Want to get Luftwaffed?
Goeringed all over your face.

My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.

Are you the bourgeoisie?
‘Cause I can feel a rising in my lower class!

Civil War style: C’mon, baby, let’s go back to my place and I will load your musket with my ramrod.

Girl, this evening you’ll be similar to Ben Franklin. You’re gonna find electric power.

You hear Churchill’s speech?
we will fight them on the beaches, in their bedrooms, on the kitchen table, the bar bathroom!

Like Martin Luther, I’m gonna post 95 reasons that will make you reconsider me.

Hey girl, with that huge round ass, I could cruise into your sea and ride you all the way to China.

Dr. Jonas Salk couldn’t create a vaccine to stop my love for you.

I have sex like I fight wars; I have no exit strategy.

Need to know why they call me Titanic?
Because when I go down, the women dependably get off first.

My love for you is as contagious as the Black Plague.

If you were president, you’d be George Washington. I’ll always come second.

They don’t call me a Rough Rider for nothing.

Hammurabi might have issued the first code of law in 1750BCE, but I just issued you my first code of love.

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