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History pick up lines 📜⌛ in 2025

You hit me harder than the stock market crash of October 1929.

Are you a tower?
Because Eiffel for you.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore… My face should be among them!

I wouldn’t need the Emancipation Proclamation if I were your slave baby!

I’m gonna get stuck in you like Germany in Stalingrad!

I’ll be the pyramid and you be the archeologist who discovers my secrets.

Just call me Hernán Cortés because I’ll be the conquistador of your heart.

Hi, I’m babe Lincoln, and I’m about to give you the Gettysburg undress.

I declared independence from the British so you can declare independence from those clothes, baby!

The Great Depression is anytime when you’re not around.

Like the economic policies of Jean Baptiste-Colbert, I’ll alway’s be true to you and never go astray or trade with another.

It may not be the Louisiana Purchase, but it WILL double in size.

You + Me = Shot Heard Round the World.

Wanna get bombed by Fatman and Littleboy?

Is your name Amundsen?
Since I need you to investigate my south pole.

Remember this name because you´ll be YELL-tsin it later.

Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project?
Because you’re the bomb!

Baby, I would love to set them Georgia Peaches on fire.

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