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History pick up lines 📜⌛ in 2024

Are you a loyalist, because you’re really making me rethink this whole independence thing.

I’m gonna bust right through your Ardennes.

They say the Greeks fought a ten-year war to return the beauty that was Helen of Troy, but I say to you that I would fight a hundred years to take you home with me tonight.

Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.

I’m like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I’d be.

My name is Huey Long, and I can share some wealth!

I’m gonna fuck you like Nagasaki!

Wow, how astonishing! You must be the eighth wonder of the world!

Hey baby, I got the sword you got the sheath, how about a truce?

I must be identified with Ben Franklin. I’ve recently found some power between us.

I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speak easy to me.

Baby, you’re like the Treaty of Versailles and I’m like Nazi Germany: I’m gonna violate you repeatedly.

Hey baby, care to allow me an expedition to prove that you aren’t flat?

Pope Urban II sent me on a crusade to conquer your heart.

Yea, I’ll try to purchase your love like Jefferson purchased Louisiana.

Any admission of lustfulness will have me condemned as a witch.

You must have been born in pearl harbor cause baby you da bomb.

You are the Rosetta Stone to my hieroglyphics.

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