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History pick up lines 📜⌛ in 2024

It may not be the Louisiana Purchase, but it WILL double in size.

You + Me = Shot Heard Round the World.

Baby, I would love to set them Georgia Peaches on fire.

How’s your drink?
I just can’t wait to invade your Sudetenland.

Is your name Amundsen?
Since I need you to investigate my south pole.

Remember this name because you´ll be YELL-tsin it later.

Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project?
Because you’re the bomb!

Let’s role play… I’ll be Osama you be the cave… Now let me hide in you.

Are you an early hominid?
Because I’ve got a Homo Erectus right now.

I’d circumnavigate the globe for you girl, but I wouldn’t die part-way through Magellan-style.

You must be a Quaker, because I could William Penn-etrate you for hours.

If you were on pearl harbor, they would’ve thrown flowers instead of bombs.

Do you like history?
Because we´re gonna make history tonight.

Like the French at the Bastille, I’d storm the gates for you.

I’m so glad prohibition was repealed because I’m drunk on you.

Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I’m mean, TET Offensive?

Our love is like Cinco de Mayo, misunderstood by most.” #ItsNotMexicanIndependenceDay!

You must work for the Gestapo because I’ve seen you spying on me all night.

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