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History pick up lines 📜⌛ in 2024

I like to stand here and stare at my privates.

It’s not a heliocentric universe anymore, babe, everything revolves around you.

My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!

Hey, girl! If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Are you German? 
Because I want to fuck you like the Versailles treaty.

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

It must be the Reign of Terror because I am losing my head over you.

The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn’t.

Are you a loyalist, because you’re really making me rethink this whole independence thing.

I’m gonna bust right through your Ardennes.

They say the Greeks fought a ten-year war to return the beauty that was Helen of Troy, but I say to you that I would fight a hundred years to take you home with me tonight.

Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.

I’m like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I’d be.

My name is Huey Long, and I can share some wealth!

I’m gonna fuck you like Nagasaki!

Wow, how astonishing! You must be the eighth wonder of the world!

Hey baby, I got the sword you got the sheath, how about a truce?

I must be identified with Ben Franklin. I’ve recently found some power between us.

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