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Harry Potter pick up lines 👓⚡ in 2024

Is this the Hogwarts Express?
Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

My wand? 12 inches, unyielding…

I need to learn Occlumency because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack?
We could do some shrieking of our own.

Your name must be Severus Snape because you’re making my prince full-blood.

My wand has chosen you!

What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages?
A parcel tongue.

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I Adumbledore you.

Souls aren’t the only thing I suck.

You must be a Nimbus 2000 because you’re sweeping me off my feet.

Do you like Harry Potter?
Because I a-Dumbledore you!

Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?

I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

Are you sure you’re not a Dementor?
Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

You’re like a bottle of Skele-Gro — you’re growing me a bone!

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