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Harry Potter pick up lines 👓⚡ in 2024

Always. (True Potterheads know the power of this single word!)

Are you a death eater?
Because AzkaDAMN.

You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.

You can have the portkey to my heart.

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.

Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle because that ass is magical!

You don’t need to say “Incendio” to light my fire.

Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse?
Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.

You must be my Horcrux, because you complete me.

Did you just say “Petrificus Totalus”?
Because you’ve made me stiff.

Is that a basilisk in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!

I named my lizard Harry just so I can say “You’re a lizard, Harry!”

Are you interested in making some magic together?
My wand’s at the ready.

You are one hot son of SNITCH.

I’m a Seeker. Are you my Golden Snitch?

Come here, I’ll show you a REAL Patronus.

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