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Halloween pick up lines 🎃👻 in 2025

You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!

Gees, What cute kids. Would you like to go back to my place and practice.

I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…

My dad’s a doctor, ya know?

Wanna scissor?

Your treat or mine?

Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra?

I’ve got some wicked feelings brewing for you.

Please come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!

Who am I to judge a woman because she has two left feet?

Baby, I’m a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.

Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?

That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.

You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel.

Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.

I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.

My name isn’t Sully, but you could be my Boo.

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