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Halloween pick up lines 🎃👻 in 2024

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects.

Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure

I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

If you were a jack-o’-lantern, I’d totally light your candle.

That’s a nice pussy; the costume is pretty good too.

You make me hard.

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

I want a taste of your Milky Way.

Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!

Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?

Your such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?

I’m tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?

Pardon me. I hate to interrupt, but you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look.

At this point, I’ll take anything.

I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!

Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?

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