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Halloween pick up lines 🎃👻 in 2025

Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?

I’m tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?

Pardon me. I hate to interrupt, but you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look.

At this point, I’ll take anything.

I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!

Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?

That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there?

You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!

Gees, What cute kids. Would you like to go back to my place and practice.

I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…

My dad’s a doctor, ya know?

Wanna scissor?

Your treat or mine?

Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra?

I’ve got some wicked feelings brewing for you.

Please come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!

Who am I to judge a woman because she has two left feet?

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