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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2025

Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I’d like to put my wood in it?

How many strokes do you want?

It takes balls to play golf.

Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway?
Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

Hello, more than friends.

Wanna be my 19th hole today?

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?

Tell me baby, how many strokes do you want?
I wonโ€™t rest till I shoot all.

You have a good body, I bet you can use that club really good, show me.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm

Are you a water hazard?
Because you got me soaking wet.

9 holes and chill?

How about you bring two of your friends and we play a foursome?

Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?

I finished my game today, but Iโ€™m still up for playing at the nineteenth hole.

Are you sure you arenโ€™t all four majors because you would be a grand slam?

My shaft is too hard it hurts when I play, is there a way you can soften it?

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