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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2025

Youโ€™re such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.

Iโ€™m gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

Hey would you like what you’re hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?

Wanna see my cobra?

Damn, girl. Youโ€™ve got the nicest boobs Iโ€™ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

From the moment I saw you, Iโ€™ve had a vertical shaft angle.

You can be my caddy, I have been looking a place to store this shaft I have.

I’m a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?

Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.

You have a pretty nice swing there!

My shaft is too long.

You look like Carrie Underwood.

After every use, I will wash your balls and clean that shaft so let me use them every time.

Look how big his putter is…

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

Does a bear crap in the woods?
No, but Iโ€™m willing to screw in them.

What do you say you let me pull it for you?

Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I’m always up for getting another major?

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