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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2024

Iโ€™m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.

If you can actually bring some of your friends, we can all with each other better.

Obviously I’m a man that loves Gatorade and I’d definitely like to raid your gato. That’s mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for…you get the idea. I’m Tiger Woods.

Youโ€™re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

Wanna see my super stroke?

How many strokes do you want?

How many strokes do you want?

You interested in trying some new balls?

Wanna see my super stroke?

Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because Iโ€™m always up for getting another major?

How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?

I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

Can I be your caddy?
I want to give your shaft a good polish before we play tonight.

I should report you to security. Youโ€™re a water hazard for all the ladies on the course!

Iโ€™m known on the tour for having a lengthy shaft.

The best way you can go before playing is to come to my room, Iโ€™ll teach you to swing good.

Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?

Iโ€™m like a US Open hard and long!!

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