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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2024

Hey babyโ€ฆcan you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

I’m a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?

Damn, girl. You’ve got the nicest boobs I’ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room

Iโ€™ve got some good news. I like to go low.

You look like someone who likes to swing.

Will a bear crap in the woods?
Nah, but Iโ€™m willing to screw in them.

I am going to condition your shaft and your balls before the season for golfing comes, babe.

My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?

Need a lesson?
I can help you get it in the hole.

You look like someone who likes to swing.

Iโ€™m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.

How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?

Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?

You look like someone who likes to swing.

From the moment I saw you, Iโ€™ve had a vertical shaft angle.

Are you sure you arenโ€™t all four majors because you would be a grand slam?

I’m gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

Want to play a game together?

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