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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2024

I only play in the short grass

You’re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

Can I be your caddy tonight?
Iโ€™m really good at washing balls.

Hey handsome, are you Tiger Woods, or are you just happy to see me?

You should put golf as you top priority after all, I am a master at it, wanna try me?

Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I’d like to put my wood in it?

How many strokes do you want?

It takes balls to play golf.

Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway?
Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

Hello, more than friends.

Wanna be my 19th hole today?

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?

Tell me baby, how many strokes do you want?
I wonโ€™t rest till I shoot all.

You have a good body, I bet you can use that club really good, show me.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm

Are you a water hazard?
Because you got me soaking wet.

9 holes and chill?

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