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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2025

I’ve got some good news. I like to go low.

You in the mood for some stroke play?

You in the mood for some stroke play?

How many strokes do you want?

From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.

Spread your legs shoulder width, that’s the first step to a successful golf swing.

I hope you like it rough because I donโ€™t replace my divots.

Unlike my drives, I have something thatโ€™s long and straight all the time.

Are you a birdie because I want you!

I only play in the short grass

You’re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

Can I be your caddy tonight?
Iโ€™m really good at washing balls.

Hey handsome, are you Tiger Woods, or are you just happy to see me?

You should put golf as you top priority after all, I am a master at it, wanna try me?

Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I’d like to put my wood in it?

How many strokes do you want?

It takes balls to play golf.

Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway?
Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

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