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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2024

Wanna be my 19th hole today?

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?

Tell me baby, how many strokes do you want?
I wonโ€™t rest till I shoot all.

You have a good body, I bet you can use that club really good, show me.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm

Are you a water hazard?
Because you got me soaking wet.

9 holes and chill?

How about you bring two of your friends and we play a foursome?

Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?

I finished my game today, but Iโ€™m still up for playing at the nineteenth hole.

Are you sure you arenโ€™t all four majors because you would be a grand slam?

My shaft is too hard it hurts when I play, is there a way you can soften it?

Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Wanna be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.

My drives arenโ€™t always long and straightโ€ฆ but I can show you what is!

Hey honey, does your hand hurt from writing all those autographs?
Because youโ€™re truly a grand slam.

Damn, girl. Youโ€™ve got the nicest boobs Iโ€™ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

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