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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2025

How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?

Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?

You look like someone who likes to swing.

From the moment I saw you, Iโ€™ve had a vertical shaft angle.

Are you sure you arenโ€™t all four majors because you would be a grand slam?

I’m gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

Want to play a game together?

You interested in trying some new balls?

Iโ€™ve got some news. I like to go low always.

I am pretty much tired about everything else so can we just take a moment to play backside?

My drives aren’t always long and straight.. but I can show you what is!

Letโ€™s play a game of golf at my place. How many strokes should we call it?

So whatโ€™s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

Do you want me to pull it?

How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

Would you mind being treated like a green that I’m 140 yards away from, holding my pitching wedge with very little wind in any direction?
Because I’m going to come after you aggressively and probably leave a ball mark.

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

Iโ€™m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

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