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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2024

My drives aren’t always long and straight.. but I can show you what is!

Letโ€™s play a game of golf at my place. How many strokes should we call it?

So whatโ€™s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

Do you want me to pull it?

How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

Would you mind being treated like a green that I’m 140 yards away from, holding my pitching wedge with very little wind in any direction?
Because I’m going to come after you aggressively and probably leave a ball mark.

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

Iโ€™m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

Does a bear crap in the woods?
No, but Iโ€™m willing to screw in them.

I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.

It takes balls to play golf.

Damn girl, you sure know how to give a bloke a vertical shaft angle.

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

I am better than all those museums about golfing you have been in, let me show it to you.

My shaft is too long.

Iโ€™m a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?

Are you a round of golf?
Because Iโ€™d do you for four hours.

How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

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