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Wanna play army?
I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Today, I don’t feel like doing anything; except you.

I hear the gays give better BJs…

I hope you don’t have tetanus cause tonight you are gonna nail me

My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should I walk by again?

Hey Bud. Wanna play with tummy sticks?

I’m 50 shades of gay for you.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Have you ever bought a vibrator?
(No.) Do you want to rent one?

Hypothetically speaking, if we hooked up you’d be at the bottom.

What’s long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. But I like the way you think.

Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE?

Tomorrow there’ll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight…I’m destroying Uranus.

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