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Gamer pick up lines 🎮 in 2024

You should come to my place. My master sword needs to be polished.

Are you a vending merchant?
Because I want to browse your goods.

You have the key to my chest, and inside is my heart.

I want to hit you with my level 10 “Pierce” skill.

Wanna see my Metapod use Harden?

Did you just cast blizzaga on me?
Because time suddenly froze and it’s just you and me.

I have never found true love, until you opened the kingdom to my heart.

I promise you that I will never “up up down down left right left right B A start” on you.

I want to ride you harder than Mario rides Yoshi.

When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.

I want you to ride my chocobo!

I’d jump over a gazillion barrels just to save you.

So, what’s your skill level with two-handed weapons?

I’d take a Bullet Bill to my heart for you.

I’ve only got one heart left and it’s beating for you.

If I show you my gun, will let me see your portal?

Are you NES game cartridge?
For some reason, I just want to blow you.

Do you want to play some Nintendo 69 with me?

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