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Gamer pick up lines 🎮 in 2025

I’d like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.

Are you King Dodongo?
Because I really want to explode in your mouth.

I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

A super mushroom isn’t the only thing that’s making me big right now.

You’re not mature yet?
Don’t worry, I know the song of time.

Not even the sands of time could pull us apart.

Wanna play with my joystick?

Your body is like an open-world game, I never want to stop exploring.

You might want to catch them all, but all I need to catch is you.

Wanna see my deku nuts?

Nice pants! Mind if I loot them?

Have you been drinking stamina potions?
Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Unlike a Jynx, once I give you a Lovely Kiss, you wouldn’t be able to sleep for the rest of the night.

Wanna check out my Buster Sword?

If I had more skill points, I’d put them on “pickpocket” so I’d be able to steal your heart.

I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

Is this the 8th castle?
Then you must be the real princess!

I’ll make you wetter than the Zora Temple.

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