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Gamer pick up lines 🎮 in 2024

Are you King Dodongo?
Because I really want to explode in your mouth.

I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

I’d like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.

*Insert your crush’s name here* used Charm. It’s super effective!

Hey princess, you make my sword go skyward!

Every little thing you do is magicka!

Excuse me, there’s something wrong with my in-game friends list. Your username isn’t on it.

You must be a summoner, because I can feel a powerful creature rising in my pants!

You must know Tail Whip, because your beauty leaves me defenseless.

I would love to go phoenix down on you.

I think you might be a heartless because you stole my heart.

Are you a fire mage?
Because you’re making me hot.

If I had the choice, I’d spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

You light my deku stick on fire!

Do you play World of Warcraft?
Because you make me say WoW!

Are you an Alienware?
Because you’re out of this world!

Wanna take a side quest to the bedroom together?

I’m like a Ditto, I can swing both ways.

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