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Funny Pick Up lines 😂 in 2024

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Drake would call you and I God’s Plan.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Are you a beaver?
Cause daaaaaaaaam!

You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

People call me John, but you can call me tonight.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Are you a magician?
When I look at you everything disappears.

Are you lost ma’am?
Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you Australian?
Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Are you a parking ticket?
Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Do I know you from somewhere? Oh, that’s right. My dreams.

I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

Are you religious?
Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

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