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Fruit pick up lines 🥝🍓🍑 in 2025

Orange you glad I didn’t use an apple pun?

You must be a farm lover because you’ve grown some fabulous melons.

I’ve always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

They say apples don’t fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom’s hot too.

Baby girl, keep calm and enjoy a strawberry. 

We might be apples and oranges, but we make a pretty great pear.

If you and I were a fruit, then you’d be a fine apple, and I’d be your banana, and we together could produce pears.

I want to spank you like a disobedient avocado and then eat you out after.

Do you like cherries?
If not can I have yours?I bet we´d make a cute pear.

I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

I just know that you will become the apple of my pie.

If you’d be a fine apple, so I cut you smoothly with my knife.

I am bananas about you.

Are you a fruit?
Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

It’s simply things in life like picking strawberries with me that are most extraordinary. 

It’s just the tree of us.

I am a doctor, and people used to call me Dr. Grape with silent G.

Let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich. I know I’d fill you nicely.

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