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Fruit pick up lines 🥝🍓🍑 in 2025

Can we go to your place and enjoy strawberry and the great pleasures that come with it?

I couldn’t decide whether or not to make spiced apple cider, so I mulled it over.

I have a date>>>> Will you let me know when you will be free?

I would live in a cornfield if it would make you stalk me.

I am sorry I am bad at pickup limes.

When enjoying a strawberry with you, I can do anything: no problem is too difficult to solve. 

Hey apple, way to grow!

If you’d be a berry, I would turn you out in a jam and eat all in the winter.

Care for a dance?
Cause it takes two to mango!

Girl, you are one in a melon.

We’re having hardcore fun this fall.

If you’re a fruit?
Then you’d be grapes cause your grapes are sour.

You’ve got a peach of my heart.

I wish we could run away and get married, baby, but I cantaloupe.

Having strawberry on my bed will make you realize how sweet and romantic you are. 

Always look on the bright cider life.

You might be known already, but your tomatoes are too juicy.

I don’t know about planting eggs but I do know I’ve got a massive eggplant.

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