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Fruit pick up lines 🥝🍓🍑 in 2025

Is your banana?
Because you’re a-peeling.

Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk!

I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.

I couldn’t have picked better friends.

If I was a fruit fly, so I land on you first cause you look like honey.

I’ve bean thinking about you all day.

If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

A Sunday spent picking strawberries with you would bring a week of content. 

We have so much chemistree.

I have a vast, challenging, and juicy………………. Red carrot.

I’ll bet you’ve got the sweetest juice, cause you are berry cute.

Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

Let’s live each season as it comes: taste a strawberry and breathe the air. 

Why I’m feeling thirst?
I think I just need your delicious melons juice.

They don’t stare at me. What can I do?
If your lemons have not enough guts to drink the juice of my watermelons.

Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?

This adventure was just too a-peel-ing to turn down.

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