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Fruit pick up lines 🥝🍓🍑 in 2024

If you’re a fruit?
Then you’d be grapes cause your grapes are sour.

You’ve got a peach of my heart.

I wish we could run away and get married, baby, but I cantaloupe.

Having strawberry on my bed will make you realize how sweet and romantic you are. 

Always look on the bright cider life.

You might be known already, but your tomatoes are too juicy.

I don’t know about planting eggs but I do know I’ve got a massive eggplant.

So do you like strawberries or blueberries?”
[Choose one] Cause I need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.

Freedom is doing what you like but happiness is picking strawberries with me. 

I’m only picking the apples that are red-ily available.

Would you mind if I borrow your cherries?

You must be a raisin, cause you’re a raisin my eggplant.

Girl, you are berry cute.

My core values are: be kind, caring, curious, and hungry for more apples.

Ahhh, Baby! Your ass reminds me of the melons of my Orchard.

Hey, I’m a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

I’ll trade you two juicy pineapples for your cucumber.

There’s nothing in the world that is as beautiful as picking strawberries in my farm.

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