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Football pick up lines 🏈 in 2024

You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number

Is your name Patrice?
Because I want to keep you for Evra.

I hear your thirsty?
Well I’ve got a six pack right here!

At Quarterback: Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I’m digging that ass.

I’m going to go for two after I score.

Are you a Titans fan?
Because you are the only Ten I see

Wanna see my world cup in action?

I must say you’re more beautiful than the beautiful game.

Do you have a map?
I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes. You know, the kind of look Eli Manning has on the field after an interception?

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u. I just wanted to know if you enjoy playing Madden NFL 25 on PlayStation 4 because if so, we could be teammates.

Are you Suarez?
Cause I’ll let you bite me all night.

Did you know I’m the Ronaldo of lovers?

I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?

You’ll be the quickest hat-trick I’ve scored. 

Can I be one of the men in your box?

I’m like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top but I’ll finish second.

At Running Back: Call me an archaeologist. Because he’s got a large bone I want to examine.

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