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Football pick up lines 🏈 in 2024

If you were a soccer ball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

I’ve proven to a lot of people that size doesn’t matter. Tonight it’s your turn.

At Wide Receiver: Is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together since we’d make quite the dynamic duo. I envision we’d be great together, just like Joe Montana and Jerry Rice!

I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.

Your Hands Are Softer Than Calvin Johnson’s

I Want to Put a Ring Bigger Than One of Nick Saban’s on Your Finger

Do you want to experience the Hand of God? 

They call me the World Playa’ of the Year.

I’d like to get inside your penalty box.

You’re allowed to use your hands in this game.

Are you an interior decorator?
Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It’s like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pass against the New England Patriots!

I wish you were on the football team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.

I See You Heart Is Going Back to Pass…Interception!

I’ll be kicking myself if I don’t get to know you better.

Is your name Luis?
Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.

Baby, I always go to extra time. 

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have nothing but five whole cents. Don’t you think Adrian Peterson is the best running back playing today?

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