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Football pick up lines 🏈 in 2024

They call me the World Playa’ of the Year.

At Running Back: If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn’t have to let him go.

I’m the best at sex with girls in the whole NFL.

I wish you were on the football team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.

Don’t Worry, Baby, I Won’t Bite (Luis Suarez)

I can bend it better than Beckham.

Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date?
We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you’d like.

Not red, not yellow, you’re my wild card.

I’d love to touchdown in your end zone.

Is your name Joe?
Cause you’ve won my Hart.

My name must be Ashley Young, because I’m falling for you.

I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it’d look even better on my bedroom floor.

You’re likely to go to prison for being such a good thief, because you stole my heart from across the room! You’re just like Richard Sherman and his ability to steal footballs in the air and run them back for touchdowns.

Can you be Zidane tonight?
Because I want some head.

Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of pele?

At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu?
Cause I’m lovin it.

I’m the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

Baby, I always go to extra time.

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