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Football pick up lines 🏈 in 2024

I’m the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I wanted to talk about your favorite stadium, mine being Lambeau Field.

You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night. It’s like I’m watching Emmitt Smith all over again!

Know anyone called Omer?
Cause you have a Toprak

I bet you play soccer because you’re a keeper.

At Kicker: Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn’t been in his pants.

I’m doing a survey. What’s your name, your number, and are you free this Sunday? I was hoping we could see yet another Tom Brady game-winning drive!

I’d Love to See Your Backfield in Motion

I’m at my best during overtime.

I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!

Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

I think you’re a keeper.

Hey is your name Vincent?
Because I really need your Kompany.

I can score more often than the average soccer player.

Hey, do you have an iPhone?
My friends told me to FaceTime them if I ever saw an angel. Are you sure your aren’t a cheerleader either?

You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number

Is your name Patrice?
Because I want to keep you for Evra.

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