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Football pick up lines 🏈 in 2024

I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it’d look even better on my bedroom floor.

You’re likely to go to prison for being such a good thief, because you stole my heart from across the room! You’re just like Richard Sherman and his ability to steal footballs in the air and run them back for touchdowns.

Can you be Zidane tonight?
Because I want some head.

Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of pele?

At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu?
Cause I’m lovin it.

I’m the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

Baby, I always go to extra time.

Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?

I can go 90 minutes without stopping.

Do you know what the 49ers and I have in common?
Good D

Okay, you can stand next to me, as long as you don’t talk about it. Kind of like the reaction to a Tony Romo interception to end any and all playoff hopes for the Cowboys.

Let’s scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.

Hey, did ya know I’m part of a soccer team?
(Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.

I’d Love to See Your Backfield in Motion

I specialize in scoring screamers.

You’re so hot, I’d let you penetrate my defense.

Are you Messi?
Cause I am dribbling all over you.

What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?

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