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Football pick up lines 🏈 in 2025

Are you an interior decorator?
Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It’s like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pass against the New England Patriots!

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I wish you were on the football team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.

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I See You Heart Is Going Back to Pass…Interception!

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I’ll be kicking myself if I don’t get to know you better.

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Is your name Luis?
Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.

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Baby, I always go to extra time. 

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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have nothing but five whole cents. Don’t you think Adrian Peterson is the best running back playing today?

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If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?

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Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.

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I want you in my mouth.

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Don’t worry, handballs are allowed on my pitch. 

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Wanna be my receiver tonight?

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I’m sending you off for improper conduct.

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I’m going to go for two after I score.

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Are you from Tennessee?
Because you’re the only 10 I know I see! So how about we talk about what kind of season Jake Locker will have this year with the Titans?

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I’d like to get inside your penalty box.

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I Want to Put a Ring Bigger Than One of Nick Saban’s on Your Finger

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It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me

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