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Food pick up lines 🍔🍟🍕 in 2025

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?
(No Why?) Because “I’m Lovin’ It”

Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?

God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.

Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke a lot on this dick

Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.

Like at McDonalds I LOVE to see you smile.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?
No! Well in that case, D’ya wanna do lunch?

Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?

Do you wanna come over?
I’m feeling provolonely.

If I wrote a cookbook, you’d be the featured recipe.

Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.

I’m German, do you want to see my Weiner schnitzel?

You look like a cake I’m dying to get a piece of, before Janice from accounting eats you all up. Janice is a cannibal, and that’s not a joke.

You are the cheese to my macaroni.

You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.

You must work at subway…cause you’re givin’ me a foot long.

Hey baby lets play a fruity game… I pop your cherry with my banana

Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We’ll be grate.

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