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Food pick up lines 🍔🍟🍕 in 2025

Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.

Have you ever tried bone luging?

Just like at BK, my fire’s always ready (Burger King)

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

My love for you is as hot as deep fried mozzarella sticks.

Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?

What are you doing this fall?
How about we take advantage of the harvest season?

Sleepin with me is like quizno’s.. MMM TOASTY

I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.

Please brie my valentine.

Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you.

You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.

I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.

Do you like Kellogg’s?
(yes) Wanna frost my flakes?

You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!

You’re as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.

HAHA you’re like burger king, home of the whopper.

I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

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