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Food pick up lines 🍔🍟🍕 in 2025

I’m going to make you breakfast…Omelet you suck this dick.

Hey girl, you look real gouda.

Did you bring these cupcakes in the break room? No?
Oh, I figured you did, considering how incredibly sweet they are.

Is your daddy the owner of Wendy’s because you make me want to eat great even late!

So do you like strawberries or blueberries?
[choose one] cause i need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.

Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat

Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates…..(Why?)
Cause I want to take your top off.

I’m a locavore…  I got all I need right in front of me.

Like Taco Bell, I’m up late and I eat great ;).

Do you like hamburgers?
cuz i’ll go in-n-out of you!

Your like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn

Hey girl, I hope that’s nacho man over there.

I studied at a culinary school in France and know all the secrets tojoie de vivre.

Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk!

Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.

Are you interested in a fromage a trois?

If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.

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